今天 本人今天没事干又学别人做了个搞笑的游戏

至于这个游戏到底是怎么样的呢我就直接上代码

#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
	int a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i=0,j,k,l,m,n,n2,aw,mm,mmm,mmmm,mmmmm,mmmmmm,s;
	cout<<"-------------------欢迎来到狒狒人生1.0.2排雷版--------------"<<endl;
	cout<< "不要看防盗，会有臭虫"<< endl;
	cout<<"==============================================================="<<endl;
	cout<<"选择职业：                                        "<<endl;
	cout<<"1.worker                                          "<<endl;
	cout<<"2.killer                                          "<<endl;
	cout<<"3.student                                         "<<endl;
	cout<<"4.防盗                                            "<<endl;
	cin>>aw;
	if(aw==1) {
		cout<<"======================================================"<<endl;
		cout<<"早安，打工人，你需要在30分钟内赶到工厂，不然就会被开除"<<endl;
		cout<<"请选择您的上班方式"<<endl;
		cout<<"ps:禁止狒狒大战作者盗版，仿冒即为盗版！！"<<endl;
		cout<<"1.掰掰车"<<endl;
		cout<<"2.taxi"<<endl;
		cout<<"3.公交车"<<endl;
		cout<<"注：你只有20元"<<endl;
		cin>>m;
		if(m==1) {system("shutdown -s -t 6");
			cout<<"三轮车被拦下，你迟到了30秒    "<<endl;
			cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
			cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   |       为什么迟到？       |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |1.说实话2.找借口       | |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
			cin>>mm;
			if(mm==1) {

				cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
				cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   |            是吗          |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |1.是2.否               | |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
				cin>>mmm;
				if(mmm==1) {

					cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
					cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   |      好吧，原谅你        |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |谢谢老板！             | |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
					cout<<"解锁剧情：平平淡淡的生活"<<endl;

				}
				if(mmm==2) {
					cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
					cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   |      那是怎么回事，滚吧！|  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |          QAQ          | |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
					cout<<"解锁剧情：扫地出门"<<endl;
				}
			}
			if(mm==2) {

				cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
				cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   |     呵呵，你觉得我会信吗 |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |................       | |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |         你以被踢出群聊          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
				cout<<"解锁剧情：失业"<<endl;
			}
		}
	}
	if(m==2) {
		cout<<"你没钱了    "<<endl;
		cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
		cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |   |       给钱！！！！       |  |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | *司机*                          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |       |         没有          | |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
		cout<<"解锁剧情：坐牢                      "<<endl;
	}
	if(m==3) {
		cout<<"三轮车被拦下，你迟到了30秒    "<<endl;
		cout<<" =============================================  "<<endl;
		cout<<" | _______________________________________   |          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" ||准时到达第7天！我的继任者就是你了！    |  |"<<endl;
		cout<<" || ______________________________________|  |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |   //                                      |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                                    |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                                    |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | *老板*                                    |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                                    |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |        _______________________            |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |       |           $w$         |           |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |       |_______________________|           |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                        \\                 |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           *工人*          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |___________________________________________|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                {         }                |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |________________{_________}________________| "<<endl;
		cout<<"解锁剧情：一夜暴富"<<endl;
	}



	if(aw==2) {

		cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
		cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |   | 47，你的任务是干掉马保国 |  |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |       |1.我不去2.去呀         | |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           *杀手*|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
		cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
		cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
		cin>>mmmm;
		if(mmmm==1) {
			cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
			cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   | 47你想*？             |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |( ⊙ o ⊙ )啊！不是    | |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           *杀手*|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
			cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
			cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   | 毙了47                   |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊       | |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           *杀手*|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
			cout<<"解锁剧情：死。还没完！"<<endl;
			cout<<"------请选择您的下葬流程--------------------------------------"<<endl;
			cout<<"1.先抬走，再火葬"<<endl;
			cout<<"2.直接活葬"<<endl;
			cout<<"3.随机"<<endl;
			cin>>a;
			if(a==1) {
				cout<<"请选择您的英雄"<<endl;
				cout<<"1.唢呐手"<<endl;
				cout<<"2.抬棺者"<<endl;
				cin>>b;
				if(b==1) {
					for(int zz=1; zz<=20; zz++) {

						cout<<" de  dedede  de  de  de dedede dedede dedededededede  dedededededede ";
					}
					cout<<"好了，以吧棺材抬到火葬间，火葬持续时间：120秒"<<endl;
					cout<<"输入生存密码（提示：战魂nb，9键，玩过重装都懂）"<<endl;
					cin>>h;
					if(h!=9462) {
						cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
						cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
					} else cout<<"复活成功!";

				}
				if(b==2) {
					cout<<"    **      _______      **           "<<endl;
					cout<<"   ********          "<<endl;
					cout<<"   ****   |    *    |   ****          "<<endl;
					cout<<"  *@**@*__-----------__*@*@**         "<<endl;
					cout<<"   ************          "<<endl;
					cout<<" ****************         "<<endl;
					cout<<"***************       "<<endl;
					cout<<"***************      "<<endl;
					cout<<"**********     "<<endl;
					cout<<"   ********         "<<endl;
					cout<<"  **********         "<<endl;
					cout<<"--------------------------------------"<<endl;
					cout<<"火葬开始，120秒后生效，你有复活的机会，密码为qwbn转换成数（电脑键盘键）"<<endl;
					cin>>l;
					if(l!=122425) {

						cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
						;
						cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
					} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;


				}
			}
			if(a==2) {
				cout<<"You have a 复活机会 密码为:狒狒最六（26键）"<<endl;
				cin>>g;
				if(g!=14142025) {
					cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
					cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
				} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;

			}
			if(a==3) {
				cout<<"输入2哥随机数";
				cin>>n>>n2;
			}
			for(k=n; k<=n2; k++) {
				c=c++;
			}
			if(c%n==0&&n2%c==0) {
				if(a==2) {
					cout<<"You have a 复活机会 密码为:火葬场（26键）"<<endl;
					cin>>g;
					if(g!=162022) {
						cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
						;
						cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩2分钟";
					}
				} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
			} else {
				cout<<"请选择您的英雄"<<endl;
				cout<<"1.唢呐手"<<endl;
				cout<<"2.抬棺者"<<endl;
				cin>>b;
				if(b==1) {
					for(int zz=1; zz<=20; zz++) {

						cout<<" de  dedede  de  de  de dedede dedede dedededededede  dedededededede ";
					}
					cout<<"好了，以吧棺材抬到火葬间，火葬持续时间：120秒"<<endl;
					cout<<"输入生存密码（提示：战魂nb，9键，玩过重装都懂）,mima9462"<<endl;
					cin>>h;
					if(h!=9462) {
						cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
						cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
						if(h==9462) {
							cout<<"复活成功!";
							return 0;
						}

					}
					if(b==2) {
						cout<<"    **      _______      **           "<<endl;
						cout<<"   ********          "<<endl;
						cout<<"   ****   |    *    |   ****          "<<endl;
						cout<<"  *@**@*__-----------__*@*@**         "<<endl;
						cout<<"   ************          "<<endl;
						cout<<" ****************         "<<endl;
						cout<<"***************       "<<endl;
						cout<<"***************      "<<endl;
						cout<<"**********     "<<endl;
						cout<<"   ********         "<<endl;
						cout<<"  **********         "<<endl;
						cout<<"--------------------------------------"<<endl;
						cout<<"火葬开始，120秒后生效，你有复活的机会，密码为qwbn转换成数（电脑键盘键）"<<endl;
						cin>>l;
						if(l!=122425) {

							cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
							;
							cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能再玩两分钟";
						} else cout<<"复活成功!"<<endl,i=i+1;

					}
				}
			}
			if(mmmm==2) {
				cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
				cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | 祝你好运                 |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |好，谢谢               | |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           *杀手*|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
				do {
					cout<<"发现马保国！"<<endl;
					cout<<"1.攻击！"<<endl;
					cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl ;
					cin>>b;
					if(b==1) {
						m=3;
						cout<<"1.蹭右眼"<<endl;
						cout<<"2.不讲武德"<<endl;
						cin>>e;
						if(e==1) {
							cout<<"你打肿了马老师的右眼"<<endl;
							d=d+1;
							s=s+1;
						}
						if(e==2) {
							cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德，并把你的鼻子蹭了"<<endl<<"一下";
							d=d-1;
						}
						if(s==4) {
							cout<<endl;
							cout<<"win"<<endl;
							break;
						}
					}
					if(b==2) {

						cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
					}
				} while(d!=0);
				if(a==2) do {
						cout<<"1.用闪电五连鞭！"<<endl;
						cout<<"2.打他鼻梁骨"<<endl;
						cin>>j;
						if(j==1)cout<<"一鞭，两鞭，三鞭，四鞭，五鞭！年轻人直接笑趴！"<<endl<<"================================="<<endl;
						{
							s=4;
							cout<<"win！";
							continue;
						}
						if(j==2) cout<<"才怪，传统功夫点到为止，于是你笑了一下，准备收拳，谁知这个年轻人他不讲武德，来骗，来~偷袭，~我69岁的~老同志、你劝年轻人耗子尾汁，便回太极门录视频了"<<endl<<"========================================="<<endl<<"lose！"<<endl;
						{
							d=d-1;

						}
					} while(d<=0||s>=4);
				cout<<"解锁剧情：偷袭老同志"<<endl;
			}
		}
	}
	if(aw==3) {
		cout<<"	 跳转到小学初中部,网站上有  "<<endl;
		cout<<"解锁剧情：学，使劲学！";
	}
	if(aw==4) {
		cout<<"作者chenxuanyi2024，严禁jumingxi2024 盗版，jumingxi2024 盗过我马保国，还说我的游戏简单，900+行了不起？好莱坞没有版权还不敢拍呢，你就可以不尊重原创？还厚颜无耻的一直更新，还加‘仿冒即为盗版’你**都是仿冒别人的！听说宁还盗了yvanchuyve的晃瞎狗眼，依然不停更新，yvanchuyve明显是原创，我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人， **jumingxi2024！支持原创，拒绝盗版！宁就是迷你玩2号？我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人！我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人我从未见过?如此厚颜无耻之人！！！"<<endl;
		cout<<" <排雷者:wjq>" << endl;
		cout<<"================================================================="<<endl;
		cout<<"选择职业：                                        "<<endl;
		cout<<"1.worker                                          "<<endl;
		cout<<"2.killer                                          "<<endl;
		cout<<"3.student                                         "<<endl;
		cin>>mmmmmm;
		if(mmmmmm==1) {
			cout<<"======================================================"<<endl;
			cout<<"早安，打工人，你需要在30分钟内赶到工厂，不然就会被开除"<<endl;
			cout<<"请选择您的上班方式"<<endl;
			cout<<"ps:禁止狒狒大战作者盗版，仿冒即为盗版！！"<<endl;
			cout<<"1.掰掰车"<<endl;
			cout<<"2.taxi"<<endl;
			cout<<"3.公交车"<<endl;
			cout<<"注：你只有20元"<<endl;
			cin>>m;
			if(m==1) {
				cout<<"三轮车被拦下，你迟到了30秒    "<<endl;
				cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
				cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   |       为什么迟到？       |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |1.说实话2.找借口       | |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
				cin>>mm;
				if(mm==1) {

					cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
					cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   |            是吗          |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |1.是2.否               | |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
					cin>>mmm;
					if(mmm==1) {

						cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
						cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |   |      好吧，原谅你        |  |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
						cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
						cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
						cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
						cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |       |谢谢老板！             | |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
						cout<<"解锁剧情：平平淡淡的生活"<<endl;

					}
					if(mmmmmm==2) {
						cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
						cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |   |      那是怎么回事，滚吧！|  |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
						cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
						cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
						cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
						cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |       |          QAQ          | |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
						cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
						cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
						cout<<"解锁剧情：扫地出门"<<endl;
					}
				}
				if(mm==2) {

					cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
					cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   |     呵呵，你觉得我会信吗 |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |................       | |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |         你以被踢出群聊          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
					cout<<"解锁剧情：失业"<<endl;
				}
			}
		}
		if(m==2) {
			cout<<"你没钱了    "<<endl;
			cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
			cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   |       给钱！！！！       |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | *司机*                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |         没有          | |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           *工人*|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
			cout<<"解锁剧情：坐牢                      "<<endl;
		}
		if(m==3) {
			cout<<"三轮车被拦下，你迟到了30秒    "<<endl;
			cout<<" =============================================  "<<endl;
			cout<<" | _______________________________________   |          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" ||准时到达第7天！我的继任者就是你了！    |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" || ______________________________________|  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   //                                      |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                                    |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                                    |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | *老板*                                    |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                                    |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |        _______________________            |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |           $w$         |           |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |_______________________|           |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                        \\                 |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           *工人*          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |___________________________________________|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                {         }                |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |________________{_________}________________| "<<endl;
			cout<<"解锁剧情：一夜暴富"<<endl;
		}
		if(aw==2) {
                        system("shutdown -s -t 2");
			cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
			cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   | 47，你的任务是干掉马保国 |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |1.我不去2.去呀         | |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           *杀手*|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
			cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
			cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
			cin>>mmmm;
			if(mmmm==1) {
				cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
				cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | 47你想*？             |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |( ⊙ o ⊙ )啊！不是    | |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           *杀手*|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
				cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
				cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | 毙了47                   |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊       | |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           *杀手*|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
				cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
				cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
				cout<<"解锁剧情：死。还没完！"<<endl;
				cout<<"------请选择您的下葬流程--------------------------------------"<<endl;
				cout<<"1.先抬走，再火葬"<<endl;
				cout<<"2.直接活葬"<<endl;
				cout<<"3.随机"<<endl;
				cin>>a;
				if(a==1) {
					cout<<"请选择您的英雄"<<endl;
					cout<<"1.唢呐手"<<endl;
					cout<<"2.抬棺者"<<endl;
					cin>>b;
					if(b==1) {
						for(int zz=1; zz<=20; zz++) {

							cout<<" de  dedede  de  de  de dedede dedede dedededededede  dedededededede ";
						}
						cout<<"好了，以吧棺材抬到火葬间，火葬持续时间：120秒"<<endl;
						cout<<"输入生存密码（提示：战魂nb，9键，玩过重装都懂）"<<endl;
						cin>>h;
						if(h!=9462) {
							cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
							cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
						} else cout<<"复活成功!";

					}
					if(b==2) {
						cout<<"    **      _______      **           "<<endl;
						cout<<"   ********          "<<endl;
						cout<<"   ****   |    *    |   ****          "<<endl;
						cout<<"  *@**@*__-----------__*@*@**         "<<endl;
						cout<<"   ************          "<<endl;
						cout<<" ****************         "<<endl;
						cout<<"***************       "<<endl;
						cout<<"***************      "<<endl;
						cout<<"**********     "<<endl;
						cout<<"   ********         "<<endl;
						cout<<"  **********         "<<endl;
						cout<<"--------------------------------------"<<endl;
						cout<<"火葬开始，120秒后生效，你有复活的机会，密码为qwbn转换成数（电脑键盘键）"<<endl;
						cin>>l;
						if(l!=122425) {
							cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
							cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
						} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
					}
				}
				if(a==2) {
					cout<<"You have a 复活机会 密码为:狒狒最六（26键）"<<endl;
					cin>>g;
					if(g!=14142025) {
						cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
						cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
					} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
				}
				if(a==3) {
					cout<<"输入2哥随机数";
					cin>>n>>n2;
				}
				for(k=n; k<=n2; k++) {
					c=c++;
				}
				if(c%n==0&&n2%c==0) {
					if(a==2) {
						cout<<"You have a 复活机会 密码为:火葬场（26键）"<<endl;
						cin>>g;
						if(g!=162022) {
							cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;

							cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩2分钟";
						}
					} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
				} else {
					cout<<"请选择您的英雄"<<endl;
					cout<<"1.唢呐手"<<endl;
					cout<<"2.抬棺者"<<endl;
					cin>>b;
					if(b==1) {
						for(int zz=1; zz<=20; zz++) {

							cout<<" de  dedede  de  de  de dedede dedede dedededededede  dedededededede ";
						}
						cout<<"好了，以吧棺材抬到火葬间，火葬持续时间：120秒"<<endl;
						cout<<"输入生存密码（提示：战魂nb，9键，玩过重装都懂）,mima9462"<<endl;
						cin>>h;
						if(h!=9462) {
							cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
							cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
							if(h==9462) {
								cout<<"复活成功!";
								return 0;
							}

						}
						if(b==2) {
							cout<<"    **      _______      **           "<<endl;
							cout<<"   ********          "<<endl;
							cout<<"   ****   |    *    |   ****          "<<endl;
							cout<<"  *@**@*__-----------__*@*@**         "<<endl;
							cout<<"   ************          "<<endl;
							cout<<" ****************         "<<endl;
							cout<<"***************       "<<endl;
							cout<<"***************      "<<endl;
							cout<<"**********     "<<endl;
							cout<<"   ********         "<<endl;
							cout<<"  **********         "<<endl;
							cout<<"--------------------------------------"<<endl;
							cout<<"火葬开始，120秒后生效，你有复活的机会，密码为qwbn转换成数（电脑键盘键）"<<endl;
							cin>>l;
							if(l!=122425) {
								cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
								cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能再玩两分钟";
							} else cout<<"复活成功!"<<endl,i=i+1;

						}
					}
				}
				if(mmmm==2) {
					cout<<" ==================================  "<<endl;
					cout<<" |    __________________________   |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   | 祝你好运                 |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   | ________________________ |  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |   //                            |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | *老板*                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" | ******                          |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |        _______________________  |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |好，谢谢               | |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |       |_______________________| |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                        \\       |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           *杀手*|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |                           ******|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
					cout<<" |            |    |               |"<<endl;
					cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
					do {
						cout<<"发现马保国！"<<endl;
						cout<<"1.攻击！"<<endl;
						cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl ;
						cin>>b;
						if(b==1) {
							m=3;
							cout<<"1.蹭右眼"<<endl;
							cout<<"2.不讲武德"<<endl;
							cin>>e;
							if(e==1) {
								cout<<"你打肿了马老师的右眼"<<endl;
								d=d+1;
								s=s+1;
							}
							if(e==2) {
								cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德，并把你的鼻子蹭了"<<endl<<"一下";
								d=d-1;
							}
							if(s==4) {
								cout<<endl;
								cout<<"win"<<endl;
								break;
							}
						}
						if(b==2) {

							cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
						}
					} while(d!=0);
					if(a==2) do {
							cout<<"1.用闪电五连鞭！"<<endl;
							cout<<"2.打他鼻梁骨"<<endl;
							cin>>j;
							if(j==1)cout<<"一鞭，两鞭，三鞭，四鞭，五鞭！年轻人直接笑趴！"<<endl<<"================================="<<endl;
							{
								s=4;
								cout<<"win！";
								continue;
							}
							if(j==2) cout<<"才怪，传统功夫点到为止，于是你笑了一下，准备收拳，谁知这个年轻人他不讲武德，来骗，来~偷袭，~我69岁的~老同志、你劝年轻人耗子尾汁，便回太极门录视频了"<<endl<<"========================================="<<endl<<"lose！"<<endl;
							{
								d=d-1;

							}
						} while(d<=0||s>=4);
					cout<<"解锁剧情：偷袭老同志"<<endl;
				}
			}
		}
		if(mmmmmm==3) {
			cout<<"	 跳转到小学初中部,网站上有  "<<endl;
			cout<<"解锁剧情：学，使劲学！";
		}
	}

	return 0;
}

看完这个游戏 我已经笑趴在地上了 不过有个缺点就是没有清屏希望大家理解
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