-Just remember everything I taught you, and you’ll be fine.
-记住我教你的事，你会没事的
-Okay？ Here we go.
-好吗 开始吧
-Ready，set
预备，开始
-Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable.
-等一下 这个座真的很不舒服
-Maybe before we start we should just get another one.
-也许在开始练习之前 我们可以去换一个
-Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair!
-也许飞机座椅和懒人椅都行。
-You can’t get out of this. You have to learn how to ride a bike.
-你逃不掉的 你得学骑车
-Why? Why do I have to learn?
-为什么 我为什么必须得学
-Well, in case of an emergency.
-以防万一
-What kind of emergency?
-防那种万一？
-Well，what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says: “You ride this bike or I’ll shoot you”
-万一一个人走过来拿着枪指着你的头说 “快骑车否则我就开抢” 呢
-I would ring the bell to distract him.
-我会按铃分散他的注意力
-Then I would knock the gun away with a Chinese throwing star.
-然后我会用中国飞镖把那个家伙敲昏
-Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike and I’ll hold you up and push you. Okay?
-非比，快坐上脚踏车, 我会扶着你帮你推 好吗
-You won’t let go？
-你不会放手？
-No. I swear.
-不会，我发誓
-Okay. Come on.
-好吧。来吧
-All right, here we go. All right?
-好了 要开始了 好吗
-Feel good?All right, try pedaling.
-感觉不错吧 好了 试着踩踏板
-That‘s it, you’re doing great.Yes, take control.
-你做的很好 对 控制住车子
-You swore!
-你发过誓的！
-I just thought you were doing so well.
-我认为你骑得很好
-I am shocked .Shocked!
-我真的很震惊
-It’s a legitimate learning technique.
-大家都是那样学骑车的
-Oh,hello ,liar.
-骗子 你好啊
- Look,I’m really sorry I let go of the bike.
- 我很抱歉 我放了手
- I could‘ve bean killed, you know.
- 我可能会没命的
- I know
- 我知道
- But can we please try it again?
- 但你能再试一次吗
- I mean, you were so close,Phoebe.
- 你只差一点就成功了 菲比
- Well, I would love to …
- 我很乐意
- …but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects.
- 但脚踏车被偷了 警察找不到嫌犯
- What the hell?
- 怎么会这样
- All right, you know what?
- 你知道吗
- If you won’t learn how to ride this bike, then I’m sorry…
- 如果你不学骑车 那我很抱歉
- I have to take it back.
- 我得把它收回去
- What? Why?
- 什么 为什么
- Because It’d be like you having this guitar and never playing it.
- 就像你买了这把吉他却从来不弹它
- Okay, this guitar wants to be played.
- 这吉他希望被弹
- And this bike wants to be ridden.
- 这辆脚踏车希望被骑
- And if you don’t ride it you‘re killing its spirit.
- 如果你不骑它 你就是在扼杀它的灵魂
- The bike is dying.
- 脚踏车快死了
- All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.
- 如果你这么在乎 不惜满嘴胡言 那好吧
- You’re making the bike very happy.
- 脚踏车会很开心的
- Please don’t die!
- 拜托请别死
- I can’t believe it. I did it. I rode a bike!
- 我简直不敢相信我办到了 我会骑车了
- I never thought I’d be able to do that. Thank you.
- 从来没觉得我能学会 谢谢
- Oh, hey, don’t thank me. Thank yourself.
- 别谢我 谢你自己
- You’re the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them.
- 是你面对了自己的恐惧 终于克服了它们
- Don’t be so corny, Ross. It’s not an After School Special.
- 别唠唠叨叨的Ross 这又不是课后辅导