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<h1> Some funny pictures and videos </h1>
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welcome to my first web site.
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收集了一些搞笑的段子,图片和视频,有兴趣来看看吗。
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<a href="website/joke.html" title="Some funny joke" >Joke</a>
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<a href="website/picture.html" title="Some funny picture" >Picture</a>
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<a href="website/video.html" title="Some funny video" >Video</a>
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<title> Joke </title>
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<h1>Joke</h1
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<a href="#top" > ↑top </a>
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<a href="../index.html" > «back </a>
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<a href="video.html" > ♦video </a>
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<a href="picture.html" > ♦picture </a>
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joke list
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<li><a href="#1"> 我上个厕所啊 </a></li>
<li><a href="#2"> 准备好钱没有 </a></li>
<li><a href="#3"> 我这里有个岗位适合您 </a></li>
<li><a href="#4"> 体检 </a></li>
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<h2 id="1"> 我上个厕所啊 </h2>
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“我上个厕所啊,3分钟”约=15分钟。<br />
“我马上就到,5分钟”约=半小时。<br />
“快写完了,再给我一个小时”约=两个半小时。<br />
“我好久没买东西了”约=最多两礼拜。<br />
“下次一起吃饭”=永远。
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<h2 id="2"> 准备好钱没有 </h2>
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我正在午睡。迷糊间,来了陌生电话。我随手拿起:喂——。<br />
那头是低沉的男声:是XX吗?<br />
我:是。<br />
那头继续问:你住在XX路XX号吧?准备好钱没有?<br />
我紧张了起来,便小声问:你咋知道的?<br />
对方有些怒了:我快递,货到付款啊!<br />
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<h2 id="3"> 我这里有个岗位适合您 </h2>
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猎头:您好,我这里有个岗位适合您,想换工作吗?<br />
我:暂时不考虑。<br />
猎头:您有讨厌的领导吗,把他联系方式给我,我帮你把他挖走!<br />
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<h2 id="4"> 体检 </h2>
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去体检,化验室在二楼,刚好电梯来了就进去了。<br />
按了个二,瞬间里面的大妈大爷就说:现在的年轻人真懒,都舍不得多走两步路!<br />
电梯开了,我假装拖着一只脚艰难的走着。<br />
瞬间他们又说了:真可怜,年纪轻轻就瘸了,估计媳妇儿都不好找。。。<br />
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<title> Picture </title>
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<h1>Picture</h1>
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<a href="../index.html" > «back </a>
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<a href="joke.html" > ♦joke </a>
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<a href="video.html" > ♦video </a>
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<th> funny picture
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<option value="1" > 她扎我! </option>
<option value="2" > 踢球 </option>
<option value="3" > 套路 </option>
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<h1>Video</h1>
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<h1>急招!暴走人事部启动一级人才战略储备 15 【暴走大事件第五季】</h1>
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